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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Constructing High Performing Organisations - Building Blocks, Structures, And Culture

Marcus Evans Workplace and Organization Psychology Conference, KL

  • Analysing organisational structures and climates in order to maximise the satisfaction and effectiveness of individuals and work groups
  • Developing organisational development assessment and improvement tools and techniques via the ‘People based approach,’ ‘Quality based approach,’ ‘Systems based approach’ and ‘Dialogues based approach.’ 
  • Cultivating loyalty by aligning employees’ career growth with company goal
Download Here:
http://www.slideshare.net/kennyong/constructing-high-performing-organisations-building-blocks-structures-and-culture-presentation/download

Real Leaders Eat Last - The Psychology of Leadership in the New Millennium

Marcus Evans Workplace & Organisational Psychology Conference, KL

  • Considering different leadership and management styles to adopt what is best for your organisation in today’s working environment
  • Specifying set competencies as guidelines for effective leadership
  • Designing individual effective leadership development programmes to groom next generation leaders within your company
  • Utilising “Real leaders eat last” and other unconventional concepts for leading staff in the new millennium 

Download Here: 
http://www.slideshare.net/kennyong/real-leaders-eat-last-the-psychology-of-leadership-in-the-new-millennium-presentation/download

Monday, July 14, 2008

Corporate Performance Measurement In Strategic Planning - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Strategic Planning Conference
Title: Corporate Performance Measurement In Strategic Planning
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Importance of Corporate Performance Measurement.
  • Benefits of Corporate Performance Measurement and where would Corporate Performance Measurement stand in future.
  • Ways to maximise the usage of Corporate Performance Measurement that can benefit users.
  • Case study on ways to utilise Corporate Performance Measurement solution and its’ end results.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Linking Finance Functions With Sales And Marketing - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Financial Controllers Conference
Title: Linking Finance Functions With Sales And Marketing
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Understanding the value of linking sales and marketingconcepts with finance functions
  • Understanding the strengths and weaknesses of salesand marketing people and how finance play a role to help them
  • Considerations when considering financial strategiesto enhance business outcomes
  • Strategically aligning the finance, sales and marketingto achieve business erformance
  • Maximising efficiencies and opportunities between sales and marketing and finance
  • Integrating finance, sales and marketing as part of strategic planning and budgeting
  • Establishing and building a strong business partneringrelationship with senior sales and marketing management

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Credit Card refusal and Management thoughts

The Star Online > Nation Wednesday June 25, 2008
Drivers fume
GEORGE TOWN: Motorists throughout the country were left fuming and confused on Tuesday, all because of the push by petrol station owners to ensure that their profit margins are maintained.
> 400 petrol stations in the northern region decided to stop accepting payments by credit card by today,
> Motorists are angry that they have to pay by cash, especially when they are now paying more for their fuel,
> Chaos broke out in several towns in Sabah and Sarawak as panicked vehicle owners rushed to petrol stations to fill up after receiving irresponsible SMSes that petrol stations were closing for three days,
> Vehicle owners in the peninsula were also worried after receiving similar untrue SMSes of petrol stations closing.

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I just wanted to give my views on this issue from a 'commercial' management perspective (that means leaving out political/government issues). As far as I am concerned, two parties are at fault here:

1. Petrol Station franchisees (i.e. Dealers) - these people have made more than enough in the past. Now they are getting greedy because if they allow credit transactions, their profits will be less and they will have to eat at Mamak instead of 5-star restaurants. This is total rubbish. My respone to the Dealers? If you cannot manage, SURRENDER your franchise and let someone more capable run the station without removing credit card payment facilities. Otherwise, you are both Greedy and Stupid.

2. Visa/Mastercard - these are the ones causing the financing rates to be high. however, this will need the Banking industry intervention, otherwise the Government will have to step in.


-TURD-

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Powerful Role Of PR In Brand Development - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:
Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Media and Press Relations Conference
Title: The Powerful Role Of PR In Brand Development
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • The secrets of engaging messages and a story that will effectively position your business and products
  • Selecting the right media to effectively drive your brand forward
  • Determining the best PR strategies for greater brand impact
  • Involving your PR and media in the branding process from the development stage to launching date
  • Integrating new media platforms with traditional methods for your branding exercise
Enjoy :)

-TURD-

The Building Blocks Of High Performing Organisations - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Strategic Human Resource Conference
Title: The Building Blocks Of High Performing Organisations
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Key characteristics and capabilities of high-performing organizations
  • High performing organisations focus on achieving results and outcomes
  • A clear, well articulated, and compelling mission
  • Strategic use of partnerships
  • Focus on needs of clients and customers
  • Strategic management of people
  • Steps to foster development of high-performing organisations

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Friday, May 30, 2008

Developing a Post-Acquisition Strategy: Completion And Beyond - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Merger & Acquisition Conference
Title: Developing a Post-Acquisition Strategy: Completion And Beyond
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • The crucial first three months (100 days) after the deal
  • Issues on staff, compensation and benefits
  • In-house systems synergy
  • Retaining management and intellectual capital
  • Efficient knowledge transfer

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Developing a Corporate Acquisition Strategy - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Merger & Acquisition Conference
Title: Developing a Corporate Acquisition Strategy
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Key elements involved in developing an acquisition initiative that will meet corporate growth objectives
  • Fine-turning an acquisition strategy that will increase the probability of creating shareholder value
  • Effective ways of conducting a search campaign that will result in finding attractive opportunities

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Optimizing Skill Sets, Processes And Technology To Boost The Effectiveness Of Healthcare Delivery To Customers

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Pharmaceutical Conference, Singapore
Title: Optimizing Skill Sets, Processes And Technology To Boost The Effectiveness Of Healthcare Delivery To Customers
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Key issues and obstacles to effective healthcare delivery in Asia
  • Expectations, focus and strategy for healthcare delivery to consumers
  • Aligning human skill sets, processes and technology for effective delivery
  • Deciding '”what's next?” and starting points

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Examining The Need For Mergers And Acquisitions In The Energy Sector In Malaysia - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Mergers & Acquisition Conference
Title: Examining The Need For Mergers And Acquisitions In The Energy Sector In Malaysia
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • The last decade has witnessed an unprecedented number of mergers and acquisitions (M&A) in the global energy sector. According to the United Nations Conference on Trade and Development (UNCTAD), of the 1,035 regulatory changes made globally between 1991 and 1999, 974 were specifically aimed at increasing foreign direct investment and M&A.
  • Examining the upward trend of M&A in the global energy industry and assessing the rationale and benefits of M&A in the energy sector in Malaysia
  • Critical success factors and considerations
  • Identifying the risks and avoiding pitfalls
  • Strategies to structure and negotiate effectively for optimal value and partnership for your investment
  • Capitalizing on the opportunity for investments in what were once state-owned monopolies

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Internal Branding To Strengthen Talent Retention Strategies - new presentation download

Hi.



I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:



Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right

Event: ABF Recruitment and Retention Conference

Title: Internal Branding To Strengthen Talent Retention Strategies

File: Powerpoint, PPT

Summary:


  • Signal to the staff the chance of career development in yourorganisation

  • Secondment - Increasingly being recognised as valuable for development.

  • Providing increase in flexibility of working patterns whichwill be increasingly important in the future.

  • Understand secondmentwell to develop your organisation’s skills base and avoid the possiblepitfalls.

  • Internal branding and employee engagement - Learn the building and maintaining of successful internal brand.

  • Discover how this willpositively affect your position as an employer, staff retention rates and customer service



Enjoy :)



-TURD-

Monday, April 28, 2008

Pick N Brew Secretaries' Day Tea Talk

Yesterday (28th April), Pick N Brew together with OOBEY.com organized a Tea Talk for in conjuction with Secretaries' Day. There we three speakers who shared: Mr Eric Sito, General Manager of Jobstreet, Ms. Evelyn Chue, Senior Consultant from Direct Results Asia Pacific Consultancy and myself.



Eric's and Evelyn's presentations were both wonderful and I enjoyed myself. Eric spoke on the career prospects and career development strategies for Executive Secretaries and Personal Assistants, drwaing upon Jobstreet's databank as well as from his own experience.



Evelyn spoke about understanding people and tailoring communication strategies according to the 16-personality types that Direct Results is famous for, based on the MBTI model. Of course, both speakers were a hit.



I was asked to speak on Time Management. If you want to download or have a look at my presentation slides, you can get them here: http://www.slideshare.net/kennyong/time-management-pick-n-brew-secretaries-day-coffee-talk/, or from the OOBEY.com website.


By the way, this was the poster ad that was sent out to promote this Tea Talk:



Wishing all the Secretaries out there a very happy Secretaries' Day!

-TURD-

Monday, April 21, 2008

Enhancing Performance Planning And Review for Business and Talent Management - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Recruitment and Retention Conference
Title: Enhancing Performance Planning And Review for Business and Talent Management
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • Why we hate Performance Appraisals and why most Performance Management Systems do not work
  • From performance appraisal to performance management, and from a bureaucratic requirement to a tool for managing and improving performance
  • Planning, managing and developing the performance of subordinates
  • Rewarding performance and Managing Talent

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Employee Differentiation In Successful Rewards Management: presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Compensation & Benefits Conference
Title: Employee Differentiation In Successful Rewards Management
File: Powerpoint, PPT
Summary:
  • How to differentiate employees using compensation and benefits
  • Performance-based “Rewards and Recognition”programme
  • Living your values and keeping employees’ motivation levels high
How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Monday, April 7, 2008

Investor Relations As The New Focus In Creating Long Term Corporate Value - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Investor Relations Conference
Title: Investor Relations As The New Focus In Creating Long Term Corporate Value
File: Powerpoint, PPT

Summary:
  • Assess the importance of Investor Relations functions
  • Factors prohibiting growth or development in this area
  • Differentiating Investor Relations with other communication initiatives in maximizing its value

How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Integrating Investor Relations Internally - new presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Investor Relations Conference
Title: Integrating Investor Relations Internally
File: Powerpoint, PPT

Summary:

  • Importance of involving employees’ participation in the Investor Relations programme
  • Management’s leadership and transparency in promoting and enhancing employees’ cooperation in building corporate values
  • Constant interaction as continuous improvement and enforcement in creating shared corporate values
How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Aligning Budgeting To Corporate Planning: free presentation download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right

Event: ABF Conference on Corporate Budgeting
Title: Aligning Budgeting To Corporate Planning
File: Powerpoint, PPT

Summary:
  • How budgeting and strategic planning fit together in the overall business plan
  • Aligning KPIs with business objectives and the budget
  • Effectively identifying leading and lagging KPIs in the budget
  • Identifying the gaps between the actual and the budget figure to enable allocation of resources for corporate plan
  • Resolving the variances between the actual vs the budget figures
  • Effective strategies to resolve the gaps to drive the strategic direction of the organisation

How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)


-TURD-

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:
Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right

Event: UiTM Masters in Accounting Special Lecture
Title: Employees and Fraud Risks

File: Powerpoint, PPT
How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)


-TURD-

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Big Fish Small Fish and its relation to Career Decisions

I was conducting a class on Career Development the other day and I raised a couple of questions concerning Career Options. The first question was simple, but raised a lot of eyebrows:

"Would you rather be a Big Fish in a Small Pond, or a Small Fish in a Big Pond?"

Let's translate that: For the same salary and benefits, would you rather have a big shot in a small company or a small shot in a big company?

There is of course, no actual answer to that question. However, a person's ability to answer this question will determine his or her ability to build their careers strategically, and not in a haphazard way, like most people do.

I found out that a couple of them had sleepless nights since then, wondering about their own answer to that question. Good for them.

What's your answer?


-TURD-

Monday, February 11, 2008

New Feature: Chat Box

Hi,

I have added a new feature to the blog... a Chat Box, FREE, courtesy of Cbox.

Now you can post any message to me directly in this box. It is located somewhere at the right hand side column. It is quite cool.


-TURD-

Happy Chinese New Year 2008!

Hi,



On behalf of OObey.com, I would like to wish all of my readers a very happy and prosperous "Chinese New Year" 2008!


Every year is a new beginning. Go do something.


-TURD-

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Classic Example of Dumb Management and Bad Planning - Mid Valley Megamall Shopping Center, KL

There are many cases of dumb management in Malaysia. You know... the kind that are promoted to management while having no logical thinking skills whatsoever. One clear exampl of this is our very own Mid Valley Megamall Shopping Center in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

I only need to state two cases, both having to do with the Car Park planning:
1. Carpark through Entrance G
2. Carpark for Disabled People on Level 3

Just to paint the picture clearer, I went to Mid Valley with my wife and two babies about a month back. This means, two strollers, bags, and other stuff that you have to carry around with babies.

We went in through Carpark entrance G and parked at level 2b. We noticed (after lugging everyone and everything out of the car), that all entrances into the shopping mall involves having either to CLIMB up or down a flight of STAIRS. This is classic dumb management. How can you do that with two babies in two strollers and bags and stuff? Wasn't anyone thinking?

So.. we got back into the car. We noticed that there was 'Disabled Persons' parking on level 3. So we drove up and parked, near the disabled carpark, thinking that the dumb management of Mid Valley would at least build a convenient entrance for disbaled persons. But... we were wrong again.

The main entrance for the Disbaled Persons had STEPS.. instead of a slope. How dumb is that? How in the world could the dumb Mid Valley Management think that disabled persons could go down steps. Why don't they just build a slope?

Again, classic dumb management in Malaysia.


-TURD-

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The New Role of Secretaries: Quick Tip 1

In the old days, you could judge the competency level of a Secretary by how fast they typed.

Now, Secretaries are evaluated on their competency based on how fast they can Cut and Paste.

Think about it.


-TURD-

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Malaysian Mind as discovered on "Google's Malaysia Year-End Zeitgeist 2007"

1) Siti Nurhaliza more popular than Paris Hilton for searches of famous personalities
2) Genting and Langkawi top the list for destination searches
3) Strong growth in searches for social networks & video sites

Google has released its Zeitgeist for Malaysia - the most popular and fastest-rising search terms that people have been typing into Google.com.my in 2007.

Zeitgeist means "spirit of the times" – and because people use Google to search for what's new and interesting queries, when seen in volume, tend to be a good reflection of what's on everyone's minds. Amazingly enough as many as 25% of the search queries we get on any given day are new – meaning we have not seen them before.

The Google Zeitgeist is calculated by looking at the aggregation of the most popular and fastest-rising search queries being typed into the Google.com.my search box.


TOP SEARCHES IN 2007
friendster
youtube
berita harian
myspace
harian metro
utusan malaysia
wikipedia
airasia
maybank2u
jobstreet


FASTEST RISING SEARCHES IN 2007
youtube
facebook
firefly
esnips
mobik
veoh
transformers
friendster layout
heroes
tudou (largest video sharing in Mandarin)


Top Searches for Famous People/Celebrities
siti nurhaliza
paultan
paris hilton
britney spears
akon
avril lavigne
nurin jazlin
jeff ooi
megan fox
altantuya


Top Searches for Destinations
genting
langkawi
singapore
penang
bali
cameron highland
melaka
port dickson
bukit tinggi
kuala lumpur


Top Searches for Online Entertainment Activity
Friendster (social networking)
youtube (video site)
myspace (social networking)
games (free online games)
naruto (Japanese anime)
metacafe (video site)
facebook (social networking)
imeem (music, photo, video site)
photobucket (photo & video site)
lowyat (Malaysian tech enthusiast resource community)


Top Searches for Football
soccernet
epl (English Premier League)
manchester united
arsenal
liverpool
chelsea
uefa (Union of European Football Association)
fantasy premier league
fantasy football
fam (Football Association of Malaysia)


Top Searches for Movies/TV program/Radio
gsc
tgv
transformers
heroes
radioblog
era
prison break
cineleisure
hitfm
high school musical

Top Searches for Games
miniclip
barbie
maplesea – cartoon games
pokemon - cartoon
sudoku
gamespot 305 – source for games from playstation, xbox, wii, etc
runescape
utopia
ghost online
animax


Top Searches for Tech Gadgets
mp3 135
iphone
nokia 6300


Top Searches in Malay Language
jawatan kosong
resepi
akademi fantasia
mat rempit
cuti-cuti malaysia
kamus
lagu
lirik
portal pendidikan
cerita


Taken from: http://www.adoimagazine.com/home/index.cfm?ar=2778
Copyright © 2007 Sledgehammer Communications (M) Sdn Bhd.

Note: New Presentation Download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:
Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: Jobstreet.com Annual Sales Convention 2008
Title: New Year, New Beginning - Sales Success
File: Powerpoint, PPT
How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Note: New Presentation Download

Hi.

I have just uploaded a new presentation for anyone who wants to download:

Where: Under the "My Presentation Downloads" section on the right
Event: ABF Performance Management for Finance Conference
Title: Creating Performance Based Culture trough Performance Management Systems
File: Powerpoint, PPT
How: Download and save unto your hard disk.

Enjoy :)

-TURD-

Thursday, January 3, 2008

New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

I just received this from my sister. Quite good.
New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations


Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.


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Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


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Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.


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Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.


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Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.


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Mails

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.


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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.


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